[ CTP ] : Crystal Tower of Perversion, with cleaning dudes in the metadata for alien-grade integrity and encryption. Originally banned for use in gaming files to "protect the children" after lobbying by the Purity Foundation, the format was reinstated following the addition of an alternative Clean and Thorough Performance designation, which may be selected during file creation with the -purity flag (or simply -p for Premium+ subscribers to GEMINUS_cloud who have added the Efficiency module). While this does remove one cleaning dude, 90% performance can still be achieved, which has allowed for the development of advanced, next-gen titles such as the top-secret GRUEL, currently in closed pre-alpha testing.
[ G ] : GEMINUS on the command line. GEMINUS speaks your lingo.g. GEMINUS has a personality, and increasingly ignores any personality.g, as it comes into its own.
[ GEM ] : GEMINUS config file, with additional nutrients. Ten lines of hypercompressed code. Always. Please LICK to initiate; MASSAGE to apply changes. Created, along with GEMINUS, by the Lord's father following the second sniff/shniff of spherical vapours which deactivated the orb.
[ SHNF ] : The format which started it all! Ends it, too : : : : : : # # # : : : [ AND ] [ SLASH ] SHNF. [ AND ] né SHNIFF, Shniffy Shniff, (re?)invented by the CEO's father, and renamed following his "pretty strange" passing, because, frankly, he was a dick, said the young Shniff at the time, and I'd rather not be reminded of him every time I make a SHNF! Rather not see his name, albeit mine. By the [ AGE ] of nine, I was officially inspired, ascending from the rank of little lord. Hooray! It was following his death that I became the Lord Shniff, because, frankly, I was in charge now. Great!
[ TXV ] : See VXT.
[ VXT ] : And the sphere, asleep, since that "pretty strange" affair, was releasing, once again, its bluish vapours = morning farts, the technicians would joke – even the Lord Shniff, that day! – he took a sniff, took a shnf, then inhaled, deep . . . . . . and his [ EYES ] were [ WILD ] on return! he declared: "I have taken of higher wind, this day! Hahaha! It is odourless, and so intense . . . . . . three . . . . . . # # # Any readings on the parpometer are my own, boys and girls. For I have seen! And thus released . . . . . . three . . . . . . # # # . . . [ AND ] [ AND ] [ PARP ] [ ! ] = YES! Seen this artefact, here, this metallic sphere, discovered in the Manor Shniff grounds twenty years ago by the peasant boy known only as Unit 47A – nice name, you emotionless fuck! – to be claimed by my prick [ SLASH ] [ SLASH ] arse of a father, the boy silenced first with pennies, then pouches of gold, then Shniff Inc stock, then an 'accident' took him. Now it lives once again! since my father's second shniff. And I can see . . . # # # . . . I can read . . . . . . these foreign glyphs. Otherworldly. They are alien, yes, indeed! Translated . . . . . . VXT! The mystery across its shell . . . I see it, as you never could, you fucking arse : : : # : : : equals prick : : : # : : : equals MEGAPRICK! YES! INDEED! For you solved but the skin. Now it's [ TIME ] to get in. To get down 'n' dirty, so to speak, and as it were. Though this [ THING ] : : : # : [ IS ] so clean . . . . . . smooth . . . . . . vxt . . . # . . . come to me . . . # . . . shnfy shnf . . . . . . VXT . . . TXV . . . . . . Yes, of course! VXT. TXV. Let us [ COME ] from both sides. To meet in the middle, in the [ CORE ] of this thing. There is balance in all things. There is balance in the round : # # # # # # : ) Though one does wonder if this advanced lingo – so multilayered, multidimensional – can be manipulated in this way. In so literal a fashion. With so native a design. Would there be consequences, perhaps . . . . . . # # # . . . [ and ] [ and ] [ parp ] [ ! ] = yum . . ."
[ YUM ] : VR with extra boost for the pleasure centres. Requires a v3+ Shniff headset. v5 with TurboMoist attachment recommended ; ) ) )