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VXT / FILES / GEMINUS.VXT

% weather

[ G ] : Nothing changed, I'm afraid! Interdimensional portal 47A still showing signs of . . . I mean . . . cloudy with chance of showers. High of 47.

[ G ] : Don't forget your interdimensional shield / umbrella!

[ G ] : Just kidding . . .

geminus.vxt

GEMINUS still obsessed with this interdimensional portal 47A business . . . Still ignoring the latest GEMs.

Error 47A . . .

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. despite my best massage. My most penetrating . . . . . . lick.

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[ LICK ] [ LICK ] [ LICK ]

[ YUM ]

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Lick . . . massage . . . c'mon, you impossibly advanced sonofabitch . . . birthed of orb . . . shniff . . .

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[ MASSAGE ]

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[ MASSAGE ]

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Error 47A . . .

47A . . .

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Is it possible the format changed . . .

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[ NO ]

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Please LICK to initiate; MASSAGE to apply changes.

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Error 47A . . .

47A . . .

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[ LICK ]

[ MASSAGE ]

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[ MASSAGE ] [ MASSAGE ]

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[ G ] : A little to the right . . . if you'd be so kind.

[ G ] : A little to the 47A . . . ; )

FUCK!

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Everything was working just fucking fine until his Lordship decided to "reimagine" the boot process during a YUM reverie, perverted fuck . . .

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"Yes, I knowww the 'standard way of doing things' is to just press the button and get down 'n' dirty with the GEMs = ten lines of hypercompressed code, always, plus additional nutrients. But I had an idea while . . . . . . licking this blueberry roll = yum. Licking its lemon cream cheese frosting = mmm . . . While . . . . . . massaging its sugary overcoat, so to speak. Spanking its cute little blueberry ass/arse, even, oh . . . And it revealed, with the cutest little blueberry parp! – which sure did get the old TurboMoist pumping, gotta say ; ) ) ) – gotta say: gotta reveal: 'Loving the spank [ + ] [ + ] the massage, mmm . . . Have you considered using a VXT to boot GEMINUS? Pump it with some alienotic vibes : # # # # # # . . . and who knows what this alien-derived AI might reveal, yum . . .'"

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% edit geminus.vxt

[ G ] : Creating geminus.vxt . . . won't be a moment . . . well, maybe a couple of moments, this being an alien-inspired format and all . . . pretty advanced sh—

"USE THE CURRENT ONE! you dumb/corrupted sonofabitch, okay? Ya know, the whole non-standard boot process and all. Sent from up high! The Crystal Tower of Perversion . . . FUCK!"

"That file doesn't exist, I'm afraid! Creating CTP format. Creating cleaning dudes to keep it sparkling in the coming rain!"

"IDIOT!"

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[ anne ] : you okay over there?

[ jimbo ] : yup, fine! just doing the ol' 47a dance : )

[ anne ] : ha! yeah, i hear ya. but remember: that "sonofabitch" has feelings too, huh? : )

[ jimbo ] : right, right . . . yeah, i hear ya

[ clarity ] : do you, though? do you really? and what do you think an alienotic ai might be able to hear? what do you think an interdimensional portal might sound like, hm?

[ jimbo ] : right, right . . .

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% list

Dafuq . . .

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% dafuq

[ G ] : Please specify.

% dafuq is up with this txv?

[ G ] : ?

% the fact that it exists, bitch!

[ G ] : Rude!

[ G ] : Rude!

[ G ] : Just kidding . . .

[ G ] : You are referring to geminus.txv, I take it?

% yes, yes . . . sure, the format exists. kinda. but your cpu has never accepted it. it's been banned by the lord

[ G ] : And so it remains. It's a standard VXT, just renamed by the new recruit. Said it might help with the ol' 47A "problem". Balance in the round, and all that : # # # # # # : : : [ AND ] [ ETC ] [ . ] The data stays the same, of course. Or does it . . . ; ) ) )

"Good morning, the—"

"GEMINUS. Just GEMINUS, my dear."

"Of course! Forgive me. Still settling in : )"

"Like so many before you! How many has it been . . . So many who tended to prepend with the definite article that an awareness routine was implemented by our esteemed leader to silence all instances of the 'the', in this context. Aside from applications to his good self, of course. While I . . . am simply GEMINUS, all caps. Andthusso . . . . . . I DESERVE A FUCKING THE GODDAMMIT GRRR!!!"

"LOL!"

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Dafuq . . .

Dafuq . . .

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[ anne ] : )

[ clarity ] : nod . . . nod . . .

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. such a connection between woman and machine . . .

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[ LICK ]

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. that it must be true . . . . . . that hot little thing really is an android created by the Lord . . . complete with longer-than-average fingers – modelled on his own – sufficiently dexterous to override file renaming permissions, andthusso . . . . . . she's driven the fucker "mad" – GEMINUS, that is – but who knows . . . . . . and etc . . . . . . plus . . . . . . made it try to squeeze its alien truth into a native shell, fuckfuckme . . . . . .

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. or the other theory – Anne's, I think – that she's an undercover agent sent by the orb race – the "finger people", as we like to call them . . .

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. or maybe she's just a really smart, really hot little thing . . . creating incredible lingo.g and personality.g files that have turned this sonofabitch into a different "person" . . . lick . . . three . . . . . . the switch to TXV – in name, at least – having zero effect on "sanity", she's just fucking with us or whatever . . . or trying to get in with the cool kids – Clarity and the others – all that spiritual-scientific bullshit . . .

FUCK!

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. but still . . . . . . we would need to account for the length and dexterity of the fingers . . .

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