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SP / STORE

Addition by invisible cart, payment by hyperdimensional coin, sent by tube (brown).

1. Smooths, portallics

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2. Contact card

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3. Premium cards

For the discerning seeker.

Grey, alien metal bordered with an unsmudgeable, techno-magical silver birthed of condensed UFO exhaust, aka spherical-cubic data streams with tetrahedral "candy". Portallic (punched) cards are accompanied by an exquisite interpreted scroll of various texts, symbols to guide your own investigations, sealed with the kiss of a very beautiful alien (your choice of gender). Smooths (unpunched, code-marked by a dedicated team of high-ranking alien sales agents / emissaries), ready for your own code, are also available. Site members (see below) may upgrade their cards with higher-polyhedral borders.

Please specify your phone during checkout so that appropriate sizing may be arranged. An alien-approved device will be supplied to the phoneless, to be returned upon receipt of your card(s). (Please don't attempt to power it on.)

Sample portallic output over here.

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4. Site membership

Deepen your connection to the aliens through a small monthly payment (first year in full, if you'd be so kind, to express the necessary commitment), plus enjoy the following alienotics:

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