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SP / FAQ

Rhymes with "snack" btw

1. Cards

? Apparently these so-called "cards" are "precisely the size of my phone".

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? Sooo… what if I don't have a phone? What if I'm one of "those" people? that is: [NOT] a fucking zombie! I take it this would preclude entrance into the wonderful world of multidimensional adventure? Nice one, aliens!

$ First: chill.

$ Second: incorrect. The aliens will lend you a device (standard size; no need to even touch it, if it bothers you so much) and you'll return it after receiving your card(s) (smooth and/or portallic), whether purchased through the store, gifted by the aliens, or cast by your good(?) self in a liquid ceremony. NOTE: please don't attempt to power it on.

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? Huh?

$ Incorrect.

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? So… portallic as in metallic, I take it?

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? Not porta-lick? (aka portable chemical tongue :)

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? Portallic vs smooth = ?

$ Portallics are punched with code using an [IN] [AND] [OUT] machine, following insertion of the source (text, sound, thought, whatever). The card can then be read using an [IN] [AND] [OUT] machine, creating output.

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$ At the non-physical: yes. 100% the same.

$ At the physical: not necessarily.

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$ See [MIND OF THE OPERATOR]

$ See [CORE, CRYSTAL]

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$ Smooths are pre-portallic, marked with code, perfectly smooth. Primed for punch, within the code.

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? So are these code marks the same on every plate, aka card?

$ No. The marks are determined during the casting in a liquid ceremony. A reflection of the caster's mind, their higher-dimensional capacity. The marks are the portal, at rest. To be activated by code.

$ Cards can be duplicated in a less formal ceremony, and these will have the same marks.

? Tell me more about these ceremonies.

$ Certainly. Simply purchase a site membership, prove your worth in the hidden forums, and you'll learn all about them in the hidden hidden forum.

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2. Aliens

? I. Am. SO HAPPY!! :)))

? Since the last time we [IN] [AND] [OUT]ed or whatever, I have come to the realisation, aka I now know, that these aliens do in fact exist. And not only that! They're really, really friendly. None of that eating our brains or whatever business from the comics. You know the one. That brain comic, with the brains. The brain people.

$ Lord Quinoa

? Lord Quinoa! That's the one. He's a one, let me tell ya ;))) Plus: none of that taking over the planet shit [SLASH] blowing us up or whatever crap from the movies! [YES] [!!] :]]]

$ They Are Coming

? Yup! And they are here. Also: I'm really, really

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This kinda questionless exchange takes place in another reality. Before the FAQman becomes the FAQman.

Very different : : : : : : # : : : [IS] [HE] [THERE] [.]

Before the shift, into phase, taking the place of…

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A blip, on an alien screen. In [CODE] [.]

And so… they came to be, in this world.

The questions being:

  1. Why did the being who would become the FAQman phase in the first place?
  2. How did this affect his brain? He seems nicer and more chill (if understandably excited) in the other reality. More stable. Less intent on trans-realistic domination or whatever.
  3. Does he remember his other life?
  4. Are the aliens from the blown-up reality the same as the ones here?
  5. Whether they are or not, are we 100% sure "our" aliens are equally cool and don't want to eat our brains etc? What about that exchange between [X] and [XX] [?] Or is that just an [IN] [AND] [OUT] "glitch"?

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3. This here website

? I was browsing CORE the other day and couldn't help but notice there are two placeholder portals. When will these be activated and what sort of experience can I expect when I enter them?

$ Perhaps they're already active.

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? So I was browsing SP's version history the other day and couldn't help but notice the datelessness of the entries. Further, surely this isn't a complete list of changes! Plus: I could've sworn an entry was changed, another deleted. Nothing major! But still…

$ Time is fluid for the aliens.

$ If every change were listed, your brain would be overwhelmed by axon "shade", that is: don't worry about it!

$ Reality is also fluid.

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? Axon "shade"?

$ Don't worry about it!

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Remain calm…

Calm…

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It's the big one…

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? Btw… I take it this here site is generated from source using a shell script? Just a guess.

$ Correct.

AKA I've hacked your periphery…

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But now I need more!

More…

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? I'd like to see it, that script, if you'd be so kind :)

$ Axon "shade".

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? I'd like to see it… If you'd be so kind :)

$ Axon "shade".

$ "Shade."

? I NEED TO SEE THAT FUCKING SCRIPT!

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