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I thought, according to the description in the store, that this would be a physical location akin to an old-fashioned smoking room. If with no smoke, on account of the smoke-free cigars. If with ladies joining the gentlemen, these being modern aliens.

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[SHOVE] [SHOVE] [LICK]

[SHOVE] [SHOVE] [LICK]

Letter of Greeting and Assurance

And modern we are.

And smoke-free, our cigars.

And aliens we are! Hello! I am the Prophet :)

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This is [NOT] a glitch.

This is [NOT] a glitch.

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"But where : : : : : : # : is your ship! if so. And where are you."

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[NOT] a glitch

[NOT] a glitch

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[SLASH] misinterpretation.

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And I am [HERE] [!]

Here.

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"Here being? [HERE] being?"

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—is a glitch.

—is a glitch.

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But again… how am I? Usually. Dreaming? I guess. Bit vivid for that, though! Though-thoughyes. Just go with it, I guess. Perfectly normal from the outside, no doubt.

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[AND] [SHOVE] [LICK]

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I was . . . . . . . . . . . . # . . . somewhere, earlier. Right?

Right.

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And I see, somehow… that I am wearing a non-physical smoking jacket and cap = [THAT] [.] The pattern "impossibly" geometric:

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Except that yes… it is impossible…

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And I am [HERE] [.]

And we are [HERE] [.]

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[I] being = [WE] [.] A native-alien, taking shell:

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[HER] : [ME] :)

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[SHE] : [I] :)))

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[I######] as I type, sip of coffee, nibble of blueberry roll with lemon cream cheese frosting = [YUM] [!]

Delish…

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And in exchange: amazing Wi-Fi!

And in exchange : : : : : : # # # : : : ascension. An incredible light-filled realisation of self, wow…

Delish…

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Plus some pretty cool tech, great!

Pretty . . . . . . . . . . . . interesting little grey cubes. Beware the "demons"! :)

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And ships, actually, across your globe, at interdimensional junctions. Hence : : : : : : : : : : : : # : : : they are invisible, for now, with standard sight, as are we.

We are of Light.

But we take shell : # # # # # # # # # # # # . . . so not to blind. To not… freak out, is the expression, I believe, in this tongue. Forgive me! I have only been studying this language for half a second. Third. And the others in which this letter has appeared.

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Appears.

Will appear.

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[TODAY]

[TODAY]

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For yes, in our wake, our condensation from Higher Realms, there are disturbances. Harmless! You may notice time shifts, for example, from our ships, their exhaust. Spheres and cubes. Tetrahedral "candy".

Plus some lingering Para'meesh.

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[IN] [AND] [OUT]

[IN] [AND] [OUT]

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This letter [IS] a card.

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Was a card.

[IN] [AND] [OUT]

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And the Wi-Fi will, in time, revert to its prior bandwidth, latency. Apologies! But we must move on. Always moving.

Worlds. Realities.

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[WORLDS] : [REALITIES]

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You have been charged with attempting to create a trans-realistic…

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This is, in fact, some sort of experiment… chamber… reality…

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[PAUSE]

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[PROPHET]

[THE PROPHET] : I have been told I have ~500 of your words – also, that your attention spans aren't what they were (not a bad thing! indeed, it is part of your evolution) – so I'll get to the point:

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But first this:

Table [1] . . . . . . [2] [3] . . . . . .

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Booth [look at me] . . . . . .

Three…

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My point being?

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Expectations.

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Just check with [JEFF] [X], a couple of realities ago. A world not unlike your own:

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A lover of cigars! We have… partnered with him.

Delish…

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And do [NOT] [!] Beware. Do not fear, us. We are of Love.

Light.

Delish…

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Are we "good"? "Bad"? What's your favourite snack?

Are we the aliens formerly known as the "finger people"?

[HAHAHA] [!!!]

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But first: as per Law: native brain is considered a vegetable. Please don't be offended! It's a really, really (for you) complex formula involving axon "shade", that is: don't worry about it!

[TODAY]

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And delicious porridge! Gruel! Chute ports out the ass, the arse. Addition by invisible cart, payment by hyperdimensional coin, sent by tube (brown).

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My favourite?

The mirror. Gotta look one's best!

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Gotta go [2] . . . . . .

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Para'meesh IV…

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$ enjoy! :)

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$ 0.nine-seven-9-three-43 : .buttered_toast;

$ .buttered_toast;)))

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