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SP / CARDS

A rectangular plate of grey, alien metal, precisely the size of your phone, 100% the thickness of a 1mm mouse pad, a portal to higher dimensions, punched with lines of alien code . . .

Wow! They were really laughing!

It had all been pretty serious till then. Then I said something like, aka along the lines of: "Yeah, we've got something like that – had it – back in the day, as they say. Hahaha! [ IN ] [ AND ] [ OUT ] . . . # . Pretty inefficient, if you ask me! Hahaha! [ IN ] [ AND ] [ OUT ] . . . # . State of the art, at the time, of course. We've got some crazy, crazy juice now!"

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[ HAHAHA ] [ ! ]

[ HAHAHA ] [ ! ! ]

Hahaha! Didn't know about the whole "portal to higher dimensions" thing back then. Kind of a n00b when it came to the whole "We have summoned you with this device in order to . . . in order to . . ." business. Head to the store to order your very own, 100% unique, generated-by-aliens-just-for-you contact card: [ TODAY ] . . . . . . allowing contact with your base from any with the appropriate [ IN ] [ AND ] [ OUT ] equipment.

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[ HAHAHA ] [ ! ]

[ HAHAHA ] [ ! ! ]

$ .buttered_toast;

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And – aaaand . . . – while you're not waiting for instant delivery via chute port / waiting ten minutes for your mini cloud, why not check out some sample output (see below)? and/or read the FAQ (rhymes with "snack" btw).

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Sample output

While the quality of the following cards is very high (if not their output!), discerning seekers may also enjoy the premium, warp-exhausted cards available through the store.

Guaranteed ~1,059 words or less per card (plus remnant code).

We know that attention spans are getting shorter, and we respect that : : : : : : : : : : : : # # # : : : : : : [ THAT ] [ THAT ] [ THAT ] : : : : : : # : : : with our brevity, our efficiency. Just the overall goddamn effectiveness of plate insertion : : : : : : # : : : that:

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