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Next-next-gen+++ operating system powered by an alien-inspired AI.

"geminOS" as in "wash your socks", lest the aliens be disturbed by native taint during the touching ritual.

What's new in Chocolate Star

geminOS Chocolate Star is the latest, most delicious version of the galaxy's most powerful operating system.

Highlights include:


System requirements

geminOS can be loaded on pretty much anything! whether a Shniff device, or the latest crap from our "competitors".

For those unable, or unwilling, to transcend the Minimum stage, know that even the "shit tier" geminOS experience is excellent and will surely make you smile. Inferior, limited tech is boosted far beyond its normal capabilities, both through the OS and the magic of our interconnected cloud.

A great way to get started!

Your toilet will thank you…



Take me to the stars! Unlock my genetic code…