"geminOS" as in "wash your socks", lest the aliens be disturbed by native taint during the touching ritual.
geminOS is now 70% ORB-compliant and rising. Your experience will be smoother than ever, your smile wider, your intelligence higher, your tongue almost ready to commune with our alien parents, healing all your wounds and delivering you to eternal bliss.
Calculator now includes a hidden Vogen mode for exploring the wonders of non-existence through the safety (pretty much…) of mathematical abstraction. Enter 0.nine-seven-9-three-43 + hit equals + watch as the equals button morphs into a slice of toast + hit it + accept the "I accept the verrry minor risk of self-explosion!" warning =
Gaming in geminOS turns the action up to 9 with support for HexEffect 9. While we'll need to wait for the aliens for the anticipated merging of the virtual and so-called real which will prepare us for delivery to Para'meesh IV, HexEffect 9 + a v4+ implant + your choice of HexEffect 9-compatible juice + two scoops of Vanilla Emission ice cream with chocolate stars / mini turds + (optionally) your choice of semi-legal psychedelic + an Orb of Ooh in at least three equipment slots = Yes, I give you permission to touch me there with your really very long fingers, ooh…
geminOS can be loaded on pretty much anything! whether a Shniff device, or the latest crap from our "competitors".
For those unable, or unwilling, to transcend the Minimum stage, know that even the "shit tier" geminOS experience is excellent and will surely make you smile. Inferior, limited tech is boosted far beyond its normal capabilities, both through the OS and the magic of our interconnected cloud. A great way to get started!
Your toilet will thank you…
Current-gen device / computer thing from our "competitors"
Crystal rod borrowed/stolen from your nearest lamp post + defeat three waves of Shniff security using brain or brawn. (Note: Crystal rods shouldn't be used for lovemaking; please use a time-travelling wooden facilitator instead. Your alien "friend" will thank you… ;)