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geminOS

Next-next-gen+++ operating system powered by an alien-inspired AI.

"geminOS" as in "wash your socks", lest the aliens be disturbed by native taint during the touching ritual.

What's new

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System requirements

geminOS can be loaded on pretty much anything! whether a Shniff device, or the latest crap from our "competitors".

Minimum

Current-gen device from our "competitors"
Finger, clicker, or similar

Recommended

Next-gen+ Shniff device
v5 Shniff implant with Mind Control attachment

Take me to the stars! Unlock my genetic code…

Next-next-gen+++ Shniff device
v5 Shniff implant with Mind Control and Astral Projection attachments
Crystal rod borrowed/stolen from your nearest lamp post + defeat three waves of Shniff security using brain or brawn
Level 5 variance in your genetic code
Carrot sticks w/ choice of dip (optional)